Does this photo scare you? It should.

[I received an e-mail asking that a photo of cheese be removed. I can't make this stuff up.]

The Department Of Homeland Insanity has put an APB on cheese products. Especially Processed Cheese.

A couple in Baltimore, Maryland, checked a plastic bag with a block of processed cheese taped to another plastic bag containing a cell phone charger.  …  A passenger in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, had a carry-on bag with items resembling IED components, such as a wire coil wrapped around a possible initiator, an electrical switch, batteries, three tubes and two blocks of cheese.

Why do the terrorists hate our cheese? Are they trying to destroy Wisconsin? And speaking of Wisconsin, wouldn’t it be normal for a passenger to be taking cheese out of the state?

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: Here is a photo of one of the dangerous cheese handlers who tried to take our planes down with taped up ice packs.

Look at those shifty eyes! Look at that radical muslim fundamentalist beard! Oh, wait.

Uh, sorry. Yea, so you carry ice packs because you have a bad back? Oh, ok. And you have duct tape on them because they are old and you didn’t want to throw them away? Uh, LIKELY STORY. WHY DO YOU HATE OUR FREEDOMS, MIDDLE CLASSED WHITE GRANDMOTHER!?!?!?

Here’s a link to the whole story, in case you didn’t yet firmly believe that the TSA is full of fucking morons.

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