Jan 29 2008
Vagina: It’s Not A Clown Car
On the main page of the Austin American-Statesman there was an article about rising food costs. As an example, they used this typical, everyday family:
Todd and Michelle Erdner and their seven children – Tehillah, 2, Enoch, 4, David, 7, Abby, 10, Datiya, 9, Nina, 6, and Simeon, 7 months – come to the grocery store with a list, coupons and an idea of what’s on sale.
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Michelle, a calm mom who has degrees in child psychology, English and education, home schools the children.
Unfortunately, this smart young set of Stanford graduates forgot one fucking thing: To put on a fucking condom. The era of needing 7 kids to run the farm is over. Welcome to the 21st century. And thanks for eating up an unfair share of limited resources. With any luck my taxes will be used to pay for your kids college education. Whoopie-fucking-do-da.
Just remember, folks: It’s a vagina, not a clown car.
8 Responses to “Vagina: It’s Not A Clown Car”
I would like to point out that “it’s a vagina, not a clown car” is an old Fark joke, directed at the over-breeding home-schoolers.
Well, you’d have enough workers on the farm!
I just don’t understand why people would want to have that many children. Isn’t there a point of diminishing returns?
And how is is possible for any of them to get the level of attention that a child deserves? With this family, I actually think that the kids are worse off being home schooled, as they have little chance of getting enough one-on-one time.
I also get kick out of the fact that the biggest thing in their cart is a GIGANTIC package of the cheapest ground beef you can buy. And look at the size of that other one, which appears to be the biggest Jimmy Dean sausage I’ve ever seen! Those girls are going to have an unnatural love for the giant sausage. LOL.
The Killer Joke: This photo shows them in Central Market, which is a “Whole Foods” like store (H-E-B is our Jewel, and H-E-B owns Central Market).
All jokes aside, these people need to be shopping at a foodservice place, like GFS up north. Or Sams or Costco. That’s the best way to save money with such a huge family.
For those of who don’t speak Fark, can you explain the joke? Even though they’re breeding often, unlike a clown car, I’m guessing the vagina only fits one passenger at a time. Just saying.
Also, just fyi..Im pretty sure they’re shopping at a regular HEB, not Central Market. CM doesn’t sell that kind of beef, and Im pretty sure they don’t take coupons either. I think you were thrown off by that CM display, which are often found at HEB. Again, just saying.
Do a GIS for “vagina not clown car” and you’ll see an image of a very large family. It’s often posted on threads where people are discussing (fighting) about big families. The threads often go to extremes (people who hate children and want none, people who love children and want many).
The idea is that just when you think no more can pop out, out comes another, from that tiny little clown car. I know, the analogy isn’t the greatest, but it is fark, after all.
The signs and the ceiling make me think it’s Central Market. Reminds me of the one around 40th and Lamar.
I need to find that inspirational-like photo with that family with an ungodly amount of children with that phrase. Oh fark, how I love thee. Speaking of home-schooled kids–have you seen that picture of the home schooled guys supposed “wife” on fark? Her teeth are blinding.
H-E-B Update for JP: The store near us (2222 and Burnet) is old, so has that older supermarket feel. My wife just visited a newer one, and she said it looks like the photo. I’m thinking your right. Thanks for the info.
Of course I’m right.. :p (just teasing)..
And thanks for the clarification on the clown car reference. In typical male fashion, i was thinking about what you can fit into the vagina, not what comes out of it. What are you gonna do..