Some people carry travel guides during their road trips. You know, the books with local attractions listed. What do we carry? A list of the top 50 BBQ restaurants in Texas (as rated by Texas Monthly).
This list is extremely helpful to keep in the car, because you never know when you’ll be passing through a 700 person town which happens to have the best BBQ in the region.
BBQ can be quite regional. In the east you have a lot of pork, either pulled or chopped. In Texas, it’s very much beef. Brisket is king, but beef ribs and hot links (sausages) are also very popular. Pork is rare, though you might see a loin and some ribs here and there. (In most of Texas, asking for “ribs” is asking for beef, not pork.)
In Eastern Texas, around the town of Kilgore (population 12,000), you see the expected brisket, but you also get an idea of what East Texans can do with pork ribs. In particular, what the genius crew at the Country Tavern can do.
Let me set the stage: At FM 2767 (that’s Farm-to-Market for you Yankees) and Texas 31 is a red barn-like building. Walking inside from the late afternoon sun, you instantly go blind. Because the place is dark. Really dark. A waitress tells you to sit anyway, and you stumble to a booth.
We arrived at a weird hour (3 PM), so the place was nearly empty and spotless. I imagine it gets very busy and loud and dirtier during the rush, but we lucked out. The place was spotless, with black cloth napkins at each table.
The menu? There is none. You choose a plate: Ribs, Brisket, and Turkey-something — I think links. Evelyn got brisket, I got Ribs. Pork ribs. Because there are no beef ribs in this East Texas tavern.
You get a choice of two sides. Potato salad, beans, chips, and some other stuff I forgot because I don’t like it.
The plates arrive with the meat lying on a couple of slices of lightly toasted and buttered bread and a large amount of sliced pickles on the side. You get a decent amount of brisket and about 6 pork ribs.
The brisket is pretty lean, meaning it’s easy to overcook, and overcooked it was. The flavor was fine, the beef was good quality, but it was overdone. Enjoyable, but the brisket at Salt Lick, Cooper’s, County Line, and Kreuz Market are all better. It could have been that we came at a weird time (post-lunch, pre-dinner), but I’ve seen others unhappy with their brisket.
Evelyn’s side of over-processed potato salad was nothing to write home about. My chips were, well, chips. Fresh but they came from a bag. So we started on the beans.
Now you’ll see a couple of different kinds of beans out there. You get the plain “cowboy” beans at Cooper’s — basically pintos in a mild sauce. You get sweet beans (like baked) in some places. Most comes from a can, or at least taste like they do. Most of the time the beans are a letdown.
This is not the case at the Country Tavern. Their beans are, quite honestly, a revelation. They are the best BBQ beans that I’ve ever had. Why do I like them so much? Because they are so darn weird!
At your first spoonful you say to yourself: They brought me the wrong thing. They gave me a bowl of chili. Then the sweet notes hit you. And you realize: This is not sweet. This is not savory. This is some wonderfully weird combination.
It’s as if you put chili flavors / spices in baked beans, then threw in scraps of brisket and ribs for meaty highlights. It sounds a little odd, and kinda is, but the result is delicious.
How delicious? When they ask for sides, say “beans and beans”. And order a pint ($4.50) to-go. Don’t bother with the potato salad. Chips if you want them; maybe try the sides I don’t remember, but get at least one side of beans.
So here we have it: overcooked, but flavorful, brisket. Basic sides, with one very notable exception. Good, but not exceptional.
And then you pick up a rib.
And you realize: This may be the best pork rib I’ve had in my life. And I’m eating it in Texas.
Just enough crispiness on the outside. Lots of meat. Tender and juicy, but not greasy. No extra sauce required. Four of the ribs were perfect, two a touch dry. This is rib nirvana. Ribs so good you eat all your sides first, saving them for dessert.
Now maybe I’m loving these ribs because I haven’t had much pork recently. But, thinking back to the many pounds of pork ribs I’ve had in Chicago, I’ll say that these beat any I’ve had up there. A bold statement, I know. But remember, I’d brave bulletproof glass places like Lem’s on east 75th street, so I consider myself a dedicated rib man.
Okay, so here is the food summary: The Country Tavern is well worth the visit. However, don’t bother with the brisket. Get the pork ribs with beans. This is a pork rib place, not a beef place. And what it does, it does very very well.
Some downsides? Because there are no menus, you are left in the dark a little about the prices, but you can always ask. The plates are about $15 each. The pork ribs is worth it, the brisket a little high (being overdone — maybe next time will be better). A pint of beans to-do is $4.50, which is high, but worth it. Drinks are overpriced at $2.50 each. Our bill was $42 for two people, which is high-ish, but not horrible for Texas BBQ. (We can rarely get out for less than $30 for two, and if we get a lot of meat, we’ll easily spend $60. Though you’ll have leftovers for at least two more lunches.)
The place is very dark on entering, but you get used to it pretty quickly. The dining room was nicely laid out, with booths along the walls and tables in the middle. It was quiet when we were there, but I’m sure lunch and dinner will be loud.
Nice touches? At the end of your meal your waitress brings you a hot towel to clean up with. This is something I’ve seen at higher end places in Chicago, but never at the other BBQ joints I’ve been to in Texas. (Probably because I’m a picnic table BBQ place guy. They are the best anyway.)
And let’s not forget the bathrooms. Spotless, with black toilets and red tiles. Wooden doors on the stalls with faux-ivory / horn knobs. Kohler custom stuff. It’s not often that I walk into a washroom and say “wow” but theirs are great. This is a bathroom to fall in love with. I know it sounds odd, but its these sorts of touches which show that thought was put into this (newish) building. (Again, I was in there during quiet times, so I probably have an overly positive impression.)
Country Tavern — a couple of miles West of Kilgore, Texas on Texas 31. Get the ribs and the beans, both of which I can highly recommend.